Monday, February 06, 2006
alcohol 101
1: never, i mean never drink 5 coupons worth of house pours, 4 flaming lambos and a cold beer in one sitting.
2: never, and i really mean it, go on the inverse bungee after a whole load of red and white wine.
3: never, and i bloody hell mean it, get goaded into doing stupid things by another friend that is also under the influence of alcohol. ref to pt 2 again. (DAMN U COLIN!)
4: never, and i mean attempt to organise a "Fight Club" outside some deserted bar under the influence of alcohol. ref to pt 3
5: never, for the sake of all that is great, play black jack with the bartender when the stakes are jugs of bourbon. And i really mean never. ref to pt 3
6: never for the sake of your wallet, sign freely with a card under extreme influence of alcohol. ref to pt 3
trust me on the above points.
Posted by Jo